The Happy Amputee

“Look, no arms!” The amputee joked as he pedalled his “special bike” along the road through teeth gripping onto a rope for a steering-wheel. In his sidecar rode the dog, Ashly, a scrawny, skinny dog, with the most beautiful of girl’s names to its name. She was Ashly, she was a dog, she was beautiful though, not in her physical appearance, but in her general demeanor, in her patience and in her attachment to the man in the main seat, who drove with his mouth and his teeth rather than with hands and arms.

Of course the stunt, the “no arms” stunt was intended for her, for Ashly’s eyes only, and only she would really understand the humour of her owner anyway. Ashly gazed at her limb lacking lover and with tongue as stretched as possible gave a sensuous smile of appreciation, with eyes of tenderness and compassion as well as total joy and excitement at the joke. Ashly, although a dog, was aware that only she knew what the joke meant. And she held that in her heart, like secret knowledge of a lover that was both mad and both great, both helpless, yet totally free and on the run from the powers that be.

The amputee was in full speed. On the contraption, on a bike with a sidecar all deecked out like a Harley.  It was a Harley to him. It didn’t matter what people thought of him on his accostomised disabled mobile. He knew it was “special,” it was one of a kind after all. But was it special in the way he would have liked? Did he even care? Of course he did. It was a bone he chewed on every single waking hour of his life. Getting stopped by the old bill was a constant threat, and since he didn’t have a licence for the “special-mobile” when the old coppers turned up it was always a struggle to peddal away full throttle. nine out of ten times our happy amputee got away with it, he got away, he escaped the clutches of the law, with his lusty accomplice Ashly by his side.

Ashly knew what she was in for the moment she set eyes on Mr No-Arms, sure he had no arms, he was a low down, dirty, rotten guy on the wrong side of the law, heading on a one way street to prison. But she knew what she was in for, she was a dog and she understood what the deal was. In truth every time they made a run from the forces of law and order, it turned her on, it never grew tiring, the thrill of the chase, the adrenaline was a kick, and besides, as she now looked at his armless, eager face laced with steering rope she had to admit to herself, she actually loved her owner more than life itself.

Who knows where the road would take them she thought. With the wind running through her flapping ears and curling through her smooth dark fur, she couldn’t care less. The Amputee, pleased at his latest jape, and even more pleased at the fact that he did what he wanted, when he wanted, revved up and took off.

© 2008.

One response

15 09 2012
The gods demand good but they LOVE being evil.

There was a very real perception that bi-racial was much worse for the white than it was for the person of color. The liberal culture screamed racism when there is a very reasonable explanation for this reality::::
In this white punishment known as the United States the person of color has already adopted the disfavors/temptations intended for another race. But by associating/mating with a person of color the white is newly adopting the disfavors of another culture.
And this is the reason why people of color are not welcome in the United States. The gods control everything:::The perception they want to create, the thoughts they want you to have.
People of color can’t recover from absorbing the temptations from two cultures. And why they become more and more like so many blacks in America:::Veterans at absorbing the temptations of two cultures.
To further illustrate this is why California’s educational system/funding was ranked #1 when California was white:::Education being the basis of the affluent economic system. Now even public higher education has become unaffordable.

The gods placed us all into our own corners of the globe. As such for thousands of years we spent time and reproduced with out own kind.
This is why mobilty/travel, biracial unions/offspring and partaking of other cultures is a sin::::
Each has it’s own elements of disfavor, and by experiencing other cultures you are being exposed to these disfavors, which if people may adopt will make their state even worse than prior.
The United States has been considered a “melting pot” where rejects from around the world were sent when kicked out of their motherland.
Remember, this concept of cultural diversity is an element of the liberal platform the gods used to promote societal decay, revealed on the map with the “beast” that is the SanFranciscoBayArea and the spread of social deterioration that spread to the rest of the country and eventually to the entire globe.

As with some things in this life “less is more”. Sex is one of those things. They used the liberal age to promote casual “free” sex intentionally::Combined with “women’s lib” and their initiation into the “trenches” of the workplace people experineced a mass masculinization of their females.
The gods use sex as temptation. This is why the most disfavored among us are preoccupied with it. While some may feel being well-endowed is a sign of favor the truth is just the opposite. And often the result is misogyny, a belittling of the favored gender, and stagnation of the people as a whole.
Less is more. When young women experience passing thoughts which say you’re doing something wrong instead of fighting or dismissing the thought you should heed the warning. Sadly in today’s world too many experience prolonged periods of promiscuity in their lives, whereas if married by 15 like throughout human history this disfavor was avoided.
Don’t forget:::It is children who ascend into heaven, and the absence of sexual activity is one reason. Their general innocence is another, which should help you see the destructive nature of adult life in today’s society.

Ronald Reagan spent the communist block into submission with defense buildup, and in the process increased the National debt from $1 trillion in 1980 to $6 trillion when he left office.
W charged both the Iraq and Afghanistan wars to the national debt, honest numbers to come.
The gods used W to initiate the “Great Recession” with deliberate legislation/regulation changes, allowing the sub-prime fiasco and corporate irresponsibility/criminal behavior which led to the multi-trillion dollar stimulous package, pocketted by Republican friends and donors::::$5 trillion charged to the National credit card.
This corruption is one element of evil in the party of good. War mongering is another.
Damned if you do, Damned if you don’t::::With the Democrats you subscribe to social decay via liberlism, which WILL lead to the Apocalypse. Republicans are being used by the gods to bankrupt the United States, ultimately motivating people to the point of “desperation prayer” once anarchy presides::::Punishment designed to correct your behavior.

god won’t heal amputees because they deserve it.
They deserve it.
In a former life they were sick monsters who thought they were “earning” by hurting others, perhaps Italian shit like the filth who did the legwork setting up WorldWarII (revenge on enemies, ex:5th c. German invasion of dying Roman Empire. The gods had a real reason behind this.)

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